Here in my car, I am safest of all

I don't really like being in cars. Having the freedom to drive virtually anywhere is always nice, as is the convenience of having a full HVAC system and an array of entertainment options at arm's reach. The problem is all the liability: one misplaced curb and/or young child is all it takes for the mobile pleasure palace to become a bringer o' death and chaos. Aside from a few fender-benders, I haven't really had to worry about much of that. It's also not a new subject for any driver. We know these machines are dangerous.

What's been more bothersome lately is how the steady march of feature creep impacts driving. GM and AT&T recently announced a small partnership. Chevrolets will get wireless data connectivity, while AT&T gets sweet, delicious money. It's a natural step as most new cars now have some kind of connection to a data source, whether it's to a phone or a satellite. The difference here would be the lack of carrier choice (because everyone loves those folks, right?) and, er, the fact that streaming content is a great way to eat up even the most generous data plan in very little time. The issue here isn't what should or shouldn't be a feature in cars, but rather why wireless providers are still such a tight bottleneck for delivering wireless data. Is this another problem with a Google-based solution, or is that a more dangerous path to wander down?

A related note about corpses.

Today I learned about the story of Elmer McCurdy:

In December 1976, during filming at Queens Park (A.K.A. The Pike), of the television show The Six Million Dollar Man episode "Carnival of Spies" (#4.17) (1977), a crew member was moving what was thought to be a wax mannequin that was hanging from a gallows. When the mannequin's arm (some accounts say finger) broke off, it was discovered that it was in fact embalmed and mummified human remains. Later, when medical examiner Thomas Noguchi opened the mummy's mouth for other clues, he was surprised to find a 1924 penny and a ticket from Sonney Amusement's Museum of Crime in Los Angeles.

Long story short: the guy got shot in 1911, got mummified, got turned into a sideshow attraction, and somehow became a prop on a California boardwalk.

"the corpse progresses through several forensically recognized stages of decomposition, including Fresh (before decomposition begins), Active Decay, which includes Bloating and Rupture, and Advanced Decay"

Creepy-spooky microbiology fact: Grave soil differs in biochemical composition from other soils. It's probably due to the action of microbial communities. Along the same rapidly-decomposing lines, forensic investigators may be able to use microbes to estimate a corpse's time of death in much the same way they may use insects.

Salt of the earth

The word of the day is 'saltern'. That's a place where salt is made. We've been doing that (making salt, that is) since prehistoric times, but what's even more interesting about salterns is how rich they are in salt-loving microorganisms. One such group is the Ectothiorhodospiraceae, or purple sulfur bacteria. They just love salt. That, and sulfur. 

There's no conclusion here. I just really enjoy microorganisms with exotic lifestyles.

Check it off

As part of my quest to find ever duller subjects to blog about, I will now briefly discuss web-based task managers. These are bits of software (let's avoid that badly-abused term 'app', shall we?) designed to replace all the usefulness of a pen and pad of paper, at least when they're used for keeping track of lists. Electronic solutions offer benefits like sorting, accessibility, and categorization, all of which can be performed on paper with the right combination of tabs and color-coding. Even so, no notebook matches the Internet's ability to make the same bits of information available everywhere, all the time. The end goal is to decrease the amount of friction between conceptualizing a task and actually completing it.

So here's a bit of pro and con:

• Pen and paper. It's easy, requires no power or data connection and looks great in a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper.* It also cannot exist in more than one place at once. That may be a feature rather than a bug if security is a concern.
• A text file. The digital equivalent of pen n' paper, this option is cheap and flexible. It does require access to wherever the file happens to be, though placing it in a Dropbox solves that issue handily. Even so, mobile devices find editing text files challenging. I'm not sure why. Text editors also aren't ideal environments for sorting tasks though they are great for searching, especially when regular expressions are involved.
• Remember The Milk.  I used this for a while last year after migrating from the maddeningly minimal Google Tasks. It's free-ish, plays well with Google Apps of various sorts, and parses natural language very smoothly (i.e., you can enter a task as "eat ham on Wednesday" and it will understand when the task should happen). The -ish is an issue as the web interface is free but the mobile version won't sync tasks more than once a day without a $25/year pro account. The interface used to be genuinely ugly on all platforms but appears to have improved recently. It has plenty of features and active support. That added cost is really the only downside but it's a notable one.
• Astrid. This isn't even a real option any longer as the Astrid team got bought out (read: consumed and digested) by Yahoo** a few months back. It's sad. Astrid ran smoothly on all kinds of platforms, looked great, and allowed for shared lists. Now it's all gone.
• Wunderlist. This option may, in fact, be on its second iteration (Wunderlist2) and is primarily a mobile application. At least, I had daily problems with its interface: tasks would disapper, buttons would become invisible, and most recently I couldn't even log in to my account. The entire project has a Web 2.5 sheen which is attractive until the point at which it works slowly. Even worse, there is no option to export tasks to anything other than a bloated, difficult-to-import-with-other-software JSON file. I used Wunderlist for about six months and just couldn't tolerate all the bugs.
• Toodledo. Just started using this one. It's rich in features but I'll have to use it a while to see if they're useful. The desktop web interface has some really basic usability issues, but hey, it's all free.

Next week, I plan to discuss the care and handling of airborne sawdust. Stay tuned, kids!

*I was blissfully immune from the Trapper Keeper trend when it was endemic. Have students ever been so excited about personal organization since that time?

**Or, more officially, YAHOO!