This Today Show report found BACTERIA on a cruise ship! Imagine that! Quote:

Not only that: When the sample from the serving spoon was sent to a certified lab, total coliform was found on it. "It's very bad," Glatter said of the finding. "These are bacteria that live in our gut, in our GI tract, and they make you really sick."

Wait, this isn't an April Fool's gag? It's yet another genuinely bad bacteria scare story in a long line of bad science journalism by popular morning shows? Show me another internet gag, Internet.